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  • Tres Primos Pilot: Hold up, gents. It's not a weapons system that we detected. It's a... buoy.
  • Porthos: A "buoy"?
  • Tres Primos Pilot: It's sending a human signal, but not like any I've ever seen. Normally, we wouldn't even scan for this combo of frequencies ...but clearly your new weapon-scanner does.
  • Tres Primos Pilot: Whoa, and check this out... It's sending a Jinyiwei signal. It's a Jinyiwei buoy.
  • Tres Primos Pilot: But what is it buoy-ing? Buoy-er-ing? ...Buoy-enting?
  • Tres Primos Pilot: WHY'S IT HERE??
  • Strong Primo: Boo-eeeee. Buooo-eee. What a weird word.
  • Strong Primo: Ba-ooooeeeeeeeee
  • Porthos: Shush, both of you!
  • Porthos: The security lockout on this buoy are the real deal... but it's showing a pre-recorded audio file.
  • Tres Primos Pilot: Oooo, play it! What's it say?
  • Audio file: "Hi! I'd strongly advise you to go away! So while you turn around and fly home, let me play you some classical music...
  • Strong Primo: Helpful.
  • Audio file: ♪♫ "... You can't touch this. Dooo doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo. Doo-doo. Can't touch this..." ♪ 🎶

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